Bummy Tug

the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating. More commonly called "Pokey bum wank"

I walked in on Matt giving himself a bummy tug yesterday... his finger was in shit central!

by Magaz July 23, 2009

bumper waltz

when the amount of people slow dancing is larger than the space provided and couples run into each other repeatedly.

"Someone stepped on the back of my feet 5 times in that bumper waltz."

by runblue July 26, 2009

Bumper Sticker Buddhism

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”

I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.

by Potimarron October 5, 2013

bump the cheese up

Increase the amount of money you have given me as I feel it is not enough to sustain me and my selfish needs.

Boss please bump the cheese up because i want to buy expensive liquor this weekend and win some hoes.

by Mr Gifts.... Or just Sir Prizes. April 4, 2015

bummyhead

An insult used toward someone. A more polite way of saying "assface"

"Joe is a bummyhead"

by Whodrankmymilk October 14, 2019

The Bump

A common problem with body piercings. When a piercing, especially a facial piercing, becomes infected it creates a swollen bump near the opening of the hole. This bump can sometimes become inflamed, turn red, fill with pus, or just be scar tissue.

It happens so often that by saying "the bump", it will be understood what you're talking about.

Causes:

insufficient cleaning of the piercing
changing the jewelery before it is healed
allergies to the metal of the jewelery
body rejecting the piercing

A: Man, I got the bump again on my nose.
B: Soak it in salt water, it'll be gone in no time.

by bleigiessen January 5, 2010

E Bump

(n.) Ecstasy
(v.) To take large amounts of ecstasy, chew straws, wear sunglasses

Example 1
Person 1: Monitor Your Friends Progress!
Person 2: LOOK! THEY'RE E-BUMPIN!

Example 2
Steve: Hey, man, tryna go E Bumpin tonight?!
Brad: Helll yahhhh brahhh, totally down for an E Bump! I have a whole pocket full of Wendy's straws!

by ApocalypseIX September 20, 2010