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Slippery bowl 

An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.
*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"
Slippery bowl by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015
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Onion Bowl

That little, round, brown earthenware bowl you keep in the fridge so that, on occasion, you can take it out and plunge your balls in it to cool down.
Man, Greg was so bummed his air con was broken until he remembered he had the onion bowl. That cooled him right now down.
Onion Bowl by Mr Flaps January 8, 2017

the bowl of ass 

The time when you start fucking a piece of potato soup
Jake says what are are you eating my lady
Lady said I ate the bowl of ass

Toilet bowl shuffle

Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.
That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.

Super Bowl XLVIII 

The Super Bowl/final game of the 2013-2014 NFL season, where the NFC Champion, Seattle Seahawks had the best defense in the NFL while the AFC Champion, Denver Broncos had the best offense in the NFL. The game was over hyped and was thought to be close. Seattle ended up raping the shit outta Denver. 43-8
Fb fan: Bruh u remember Super Bowl XLVIII?
Fb fan2: Oh yeah lmao, when the broncos got anal fucked by the seahawks
A event in which high school students of all stereo types participate to gather food and money for the poor people. Typically a high school will compete against a rival high school to get maximum participation from students. The first school to coin the term Food Bowl was Montesano High Scool in 1889 against their rivals Elma High School. Neighboring towns Aberdeen and Hoquium attempted to re name it Food Ball, but it didn't catch on due to the name not making sense.
"Hello would you like to donate food or money for our Food Bowl competition?"
food bowl by VrotDoogy November 5, 2017