a person(usually a young male) who very poorly begins to fondle the female breast. They make very awkward motions and tend to hurt the poor little boobies, the girl then goes and finds someone who knows what they are doing. Usually this is the noobs older brother.
Bekka: "So Hailey how was Kyle last night? *wink*"
Hailey: "Such a boob noob! It was so freakin painful! But don't worry his big brother Mikey made them feel better!"
Bekka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Such a boob noob!"
Hailey: "Such a boob noob! It was so freakin painful! But don't worry his big brother Mikey made them feel better!"
Bekka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Such a boob noob!"
by me44 January 3, 2011
Get the boob noob mug.You know those African women in the national geographic with super droopy breasts? Those are ubangdi boobs.
Whoopi Goldberg.
Mom: "Be sure to wear a bra!"
Daughter: WHY
Mom: "You don't want those ubangdi boobs now do ya?"
Mom: "Be sure to wear a bra!"
Daughter: WHY
Mom: "You don't want those ubangdi boobs now do ya?"
by DoYourBoobsHangLow? May 6, 2011
Get the Ubangdi boobs mug.The stretched material of a women’s shirt between her large breasts. If the breasts are large enough and the shirt tight enough it creates a fabric bridge from one boob to the other.
by gcribb January 3, 2006
Get the boob bridge mug.The un-easy-ness/discomfort a woman has in her boobs(horny/sexual desire) due to; her man not giving her sex after playing/toying/stroking with her breast or sensitive areas.
Janice: Damn, my drunk boyfriend fall asleep while sucking my tits and rubbing my private part! He fucking gave me blue boobs!
by Eminencia November 3, 2009
Get the blue boobs mug.by safehammer August 31, 2005
Get the boob sandwich mug.Boobs that have not been surgically fixed to make look bigger/smaller. These bounce better than fake boobs.
Guy: Your boobs, they bounce a lot.
Girl: Yeah, because I have real boobs.
Guy: Can I have your number?
Girl: Yeah, because I have real boobs.
Guy: Can I have your number?
by All boobs should be real November 19, 2010
Get the Real Boobs mug.When a woman (usually with big breasts) can make them move at will. It can be extremely sexy, is often done as a party trick (or to try to seduce a guy) in a low-cut top, and hypnotizes all straight guys.
For some women, only the pec muscles move and the boobs jiggle a bit, but on the most impressive boob flexers, the entire breast can lift up and "wave" from the bottom. It can be done one breast at a time, both at the same time, or alternating.
Women in the 18-30 age group can often be seen boob flexing to music to keep the beat. Some can do the move extremely fast. Sometimes women do it subconsciously.
Boob flexing is more impressive than a guy flexing his pecs, especially when a woman's breasts are large. Big, perky breasts actually seem to be more easily flexed and in fact can often appear to defy gravity despite weighing several pounds.
It has become a very popular performance trick in the last decade, probably because a lot if women work out with weights these days. How it got into mainstream culture is debatable but it appears it was first seen on MTV in the Room Raiders" show in the early 2000s. It has also been seen around that time on the show "Blind Date". There are tons of youtube videos.
This move is often performed along with booty twerking. Most likely, the fact that so many women workout with weights as time goes on, has a lot to do with the fact that more and more women can flex their boobs at will.
For some women, only the pec muscles move and the boobs jiggle a bit, but on the most impressive boob flexers, the entire breast can lift up and "wave" from the bottom. It can be done one breast at a time, both at the same time, or alternating.
Women in the 18-30 age group can often be seen boob flexing to music to keep the beat. Some can do the move extremely fast. Sometimes women do it subconsciously.
Boob flexing is more impressive than a guy flexing his pecs, especially when a woman's breasts are large. Big, perky breasts actually seem to be more easily flexed and in fact can often appear to defy gravity despite weighing several pounds.
It has become a very popular performance trick in the last decade, probably because a lot if women work out with weights these days. How it got into mainstream culture is debatable but it appears it was first seen on MTV in the Room Raiders" show in the early 2000s. It has also been seen around that time on the show "Blind Date". There are tons of youtube videos.
This move is often performed along with booty twerking. Most likely, the fact that so many women workout with weights as time goes on, has a lot to do with the fact that more and more women can flex their boobs at will.
by Big Man on Campus 2 April 17, 2014
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