Blarf

A blarf is a person you are in a casual, emotional, or physical relationship with, but without having the relationship title. This word has no specific gender association.

yeah we're not dating they're just my blarf

by urban dictionary p October 4, 2018

Blaroo

The most sexy human being

Blaroo types gay faster then kylegfx probably

by Blaroo November 2, 2018

blarfnuggle

Sticking a pudding cup up your ass and making your AA sponsor eat it out with a spoon

Hey are you ready to Blarfnuggle tonight?

by Megalomemer March 3, 2019

Blart

When you close your eyes to push out a fart.

Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart

by phoebe divuouvgace January 24, 2019

Blaroo

Blaroo means blue he is very nice and a kind guy he is always grateful to have friends and he is a great friend

Hey Blaroo is very cool!
I know right!

by Blaroo September 22, 2019

Blartsexual

When you are only attracted to Paul Blart. No other females or male. Only lil paulie

Ty1: Dude Amy is so hot!

Ty2: Nah sorry man, im a Blartsexual

by egwhqyu7ghfre7 October 27, 2019

Blard

Board lazy and really dazed.

The felling you have when you want to go out, but every fiber of your body says to lay down.

"Hey man whats the move?"
"I dont know bro I'm blard."

by JoeKingK January 28, 2020