Bible Study

Bible Study is when kids called Mildred, Kathy, Bennet, Marcanthony, and December go to an abandoned building and sniff cocaine as well as do other crazy ass white people drugs.

"Hey Mildred you coming to Bible Study this Friday?"
"Wouldn't miss it Marcanthony. I am so ready to praise the lord and do a line of cocaine!"

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

The Bible

the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.

your fucking god is a faggot.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

mclean bible church

a church that has grown big and fast and anyone who doesnt go to church at all calls it a cult, but really more people go to it than dont. like 3,000 people go there.

besides, if that many people go there, how can it be a cult?

if u think MBC is a cult than u obviously havent gone there but hate it because everyone else does

by peaches July 24, 2004

Bibliophile

lanky caucasian male with an acute book fetish. also has an extreme ability to multi task reading with any activity. native to libraries and book stores across the uk; but mainly originates from east lancashire. typical markings include a long curly mane and distinctive facial hair of a jesus like resemblance.

shaun anthony hyde is such a bibliophile!

by bexsipoo August 2, 2011

reading the bible

Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids

Tyson & Lindsay just left to go read the bible.

by wildcat February 8, 2005

biblical scale

See biblical proportions

We cannot allow you to create a biblical scale disaster!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

bible thump

the act of being thumped or thumping someone verbally, generally for speaking against or going against the morals of the christian religion.

Father: "you can't date outside the church!"
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."

by tysoe June 12, 2006