Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man reverse cowgirl and he performs oral sex on her, and all that is visible of his face is his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butt hole.

I want to ride that guy from the bar like a bearded stranger.

by The Tarahdactyl May 16, 2014

Beard Balls

Beard Balls are the hairs that hang off your balls and look like a beard.

So, Bro you gonna trim your Beard Balls? I did and I never felt better!

by The not Lumbersexual July 14, 2016

douche beard

A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.

I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard

by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022

Brew Beard

The fetish of sucking beer from pubic hair, not only only from the face, by any gender.

Julia wanted Herwid to grow his beard longer so she can engage in her Brew Beard fetish.

Jack loved letting it go wild down there so his lover could go to town with a red Ale in his ginger nuts.

by Brew Beard September 9, 2015

Bearded Phoenix

When you light a girls pubs on fire, then proceed to eat her out. The goal is to not get burned and make her cum!

guy1"Dude why is your face burned?"
guy2"I tried to give my girl a Bearded Phoenix, and phailed"

by Zeps March 6, 2010

Rear Beard

Hair on the asshole that appears similar to that on the face.

"I've got a rear beard going on"
"My rear beard catches the little bits of shit"

by Dayturnal92 October 14, 2014

queer beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...

by secretuser420 April 7, 2020