The Bag Mann

Urban legend of a terrifying cheeseburger monster which usually roams McDonalds at all hours, but most frequently at night

The Bag Mann was caught without his mask eating all the leftovers in the dumpster

by daered July 14, 2022

Dahmer Bag

Any extremely over-stuffed black garbage bag. Generally found in a home kitchen as family members sequentially avoid taking the garbage out by double-stuffing the present bag to the point it can barely be closed.

Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.

(noun): “That Dahmer Bag is about ready to blow…., but I think this Pizza Box will still fit”

(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out”

by felhazcal September 25, 2012

lady bags

n the breasts, col; a slang term used to define the female mammary glands

man her lady bags are sagging

by the boss ross March 19, 2012

apple bag

Balls, man sacks

Jake grabbed me so i kicked him in the apple bag!

by jewlz24 May 19, 2015

Bag it and bang it

Where someone has a great body but an ugly face so you put a bag over their face and bang it.

Bad hoe
ugly doe
bag it and bang it

"Yo look at dat ass"
"Yeah but that face you nasty..."
"Ill just bag it and bang it!"

by BossManD December 14, 2012

Chain Bag

Chain bag (cheyn-bag) a douche bag, chain sporting tool who thinks he is better than everyone else, when in fact is the biggest fag in the bar. Easily spotted by wearing Gotti hair, popped collars and of course, fake gold chains. Often found along side skank bags and bitch bags in your regularly visited bar

"That guy thinks he is god's gift to woman"

"Yeah, someone should really tell him he is just another chain bag"

by Dreamgirlie May 18, 2009

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

by AJ7865 April 23, 2023