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asshole van

An ASSHOLE VAN is a large Econoline size van, typically used for commercial purposes. Whenever you encounter someone in a van like this on the road, that person is an ASSHOLE. It could be a phenomenon similar to the movie "Christine" where the vehicle possesses the owner somehow. These vans are usually driven by git-r-duns.

When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
On the road, some big ass van cuts you off or just comes into your lane. That's an ASSHOLE VAN.

If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
by Takuban November 16, 2006
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Asshole Tax

The art of boosting the price of a service because of how incompetent and thoughtless the customer was.
...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.
by Dinjoralo April 29, 2011
mugGet the Asshole Taxmug.

Candy Asshole

When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.
I love anal, but the best is when your girl lets you give her a nice candy asshole.
by imnaughty134 November 16, 2011
mugGet the Candy Assholemug.

asshole broke

Reacting to a personal financial deficit by not providing for one's basic human necessities and ignoring one's obligations to others in whatever means is most self serving while still managing to purchase one's vice.
Me: I'm broke. Like not being able to buy food, and having to choose between the mortgage and the power, but still managing to buy cigarettes type of broke.

Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊

Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
by PandaCase December 4, 2013
mugGet the asshole brokemug.

asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole
" no please! not another asshole pinche!"
by coco lala banks December 2, 2013
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Sympathetic Asshole

A person who is deeply compassionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. This results in a complete dick who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.
girl:Hey so who was Hitler again, I missed the lesson on it.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?

10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.
by Sympathetic Asshole November 19, 2010
mugGet the Sympathetic Assholemug.

Flaming Asshole

Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.
I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.
by Pool bitch January 5, 2022
mugGet the Flaming Assholemug.

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