Asshole

(1) The shit-stained orifice situated between the two halves of the gluteus maximus muscle. Its primary function is biological elimination, but humans occasionally abuse it for sodomy purposes.

(2) A human being, usually male, subjectively deemed to exemplify traits of the anatomic equivalent, usually due to obvious character flaws that cause emotional distress in others, or unprovoked aggressive behavior.

(3) The male equivalent of a "bitch," when "bitch" describes a woman displaying unwarranted aggressive behavior.

(1) "I took such a big dump that my asshole hurts."

"Due to the relatively weak structure of the asshole's surrounding tissues in comparison to the vagina, HIV is sometimes thought erroneously to be more contagious via anal sex."

(2) "You're such an asshole for telling that old lady to fuck herself."

"My ex-boyfriend is such an asshole, calling me 10 times a day."

(3) ::After nearly getting in a barfight:: "Let's get out of here, you don't have to deal with these assholes."

by inversewebster January 13, 2009

bearded asshole

Typically this person is a post adolescent psychology major with a tiny penis complex who is, or aspires to be, a professor. But the bearded asshole can be of any age. This person will try to hide their homosexuality and or sexual frustration with facial hair. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE B.A.! B.A.'s often attempt to use facial hair to cover up herpes outbreaks. Bearded assholes are often sexual predators.

What the fuck are you looking at you bearded asshole?

by Pubic hair face November 21, 2011

assholeianisim

not only a new word ,,,, but a way of life for assholes ,,, what she jack the stalker is,, someone thats such a loser its amazing

she jacks assholeianisim is amazing

by Dpcx of aol July 30, 2008

asshole

any arrogant, obnoxious neighbor

My neighbor is an asshole!

by Ueno May 15, 2009

Royal Asshole

Associating to a person male or female who has rich parents from United Kingdom or any England owned country. On the scale of 0 to douchebag, this person is known to hit past the chart over the roof in royal assholeness.

Person 1: "Hey isn't that William the fourth in his dad's Expensive Jaguar?"
Person 2: "Oh great, the same royal asshole who thinks his country has culture. His asshole dad pulled alot of people out of their homes and into the streets."
Person 1: "... oh..."

by OminousWolf June 14, 2014

Aw Tits In My Asshole

An expression used to signify extreme anger in any situation. Only to be used when you are so emotionally distressed the simple term of "fuck" doesn't capture your true frustration.

** Your playing some Mario Kart Wii and you get blue shelled on the last lap and lose **
Brian : Fuckkk yeah, you got raped in the face
Damola : Aw Tits In My Asshole, fuck you and that blue shell !

by DeeeeeeWestC January 15, 2011

assholes

Persons who do not concern themselves with the well being
of others.
Persons who go out of the way to offend others.
Persons whose entire sense of self esteem depends upon the
misery of others.
Jerkoffs, douchebags, lowlifes, scumbags, turdbiters are some
of the lower forms of assholes. Like assholes in training.
Persons who will say or do anything outrageous regardless of the situation.
Insulting others brings their life meaning.

What assholes would say to their kids at the passing of the kid's mom:
Asshole dad: "You're fucking mother was a worthless cunt!
I should have chocked the fucking bitch to death after the
first time I fucking fucked her! The fucking whore!"

by jsd9632 January 18, 2012