Alabama Hooking

When you encounter a hooker who happens to be a family member but you still have sex with them

Dude, I saw this really hot hooker yesterday. She was my sister but I still went Alabama hooking

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

Alabama Sweet Meat

Extensive exercise or work in the sun all day makes your nether regions sweaty and sticky so bad that if your girl want to give you a blow job she has't to peel that smelly dick off your inner thigh like peeling the protective film off your new phone.

My wife was so horny last night after i came home from work, I had no time to shower and she was stuck with that Alabama Sweet Meat.

by noah p m September 28, 2018

oak grove alabama

a town full of dirty ass rednecks , wanna be gang bangers , whores , white trash, and hella stoners, all from deep down in the south. You either hate it there or never wanna leave. Watch out for chickens and goats because they like to cross in front of your cars, you’ll probably see a lot of road kill which isn’t a problem for oak grovens because they will probably cook it up for supper. don’t say i didnt warn you. Oak grove people are T-R-A-S-H and all full of drama, everyone is racist and homophobic. you’ll probably never meet a gay person down there. oh and one more thing watch of for haul mf road , you might die if u go to a party down there ;)

-you hear abt them oak grove alabama people

- no why
- good , don’t go down there or you’ll get ur ass shot

by not a oak groven March 16, 2021

alabama hot pocket

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

by Vlorg August 19, 2006

Arab

Arabs form a distinct yet diverse ethnic group, unified by the fact that most (although not all) speak one of the many dialects of the Arabic language. The majority of Arabs are Muslims, although many are Christians, and a small but growing number are atheists.
Countries in which the majority of the population are ethnically Arabs include Western Sahara, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, Yemen, Oman and Kuwait.
There are also approximately 12 million Arabs in Brazil, 1.4 million in the State of Israel and 1.2 million in the USA. In the USA, only 24% of Arabs are Muslims, while 63% are Christians (most of the rest are nonreligious).
Only about 2% of the population of Iran are Arabs, with the majority of the population being Persians (who are completely different to Arabs). Less than 1% of the population of Afghanistan are Arabs, with the majority being Pashtuns (who are also completely different).

"French soccer player Zinedine Zidane is a Berber, not an Arab."

"Barack Obama is not, by any definition, an Arab. However, alternative candidate for US president Ralph Nader is an Arab. Not that such a fact should alter ones opinion of him."

by HallOfMirrors June 6, 2009

Alabama Pot Pie

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of it being a solid turd, it is diarreah.

Holy shit dude, she let you give her a Alabama Pot Pie ???

by LIQADIQ February 17, 2010

Alabama Blowpop

Pop rocks in your partners mouth while reciveing a wet sloppy bj

Deandre: ayy bruh that nig down at the club had this girl give him an alabama blowpop!

Kevin: nigga you wack bruh

Deandre: bruh ill throw fidy g's on dat bitch

by West, Jason September 5, 2009