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Andres

Andres, is one hell of a guy. He’s the type of person you would want to have around for life. He’s always joking and in a good mood. He will not be afraid to step in to stop a fight, or support their friend at any given time. Andres can be shy when it comes to girls, but can be very charming when he may please. Andres is loyal, caring, goofy, and reliable. He’s a good companion, friend, brother, or boyfriend, you would want by your side always. He may also go by the nickname Andy.
Person 1: Hey who was that guy you were talking to ?
Person 2: Who else could it be?! ANDRES OF COURSE !!
by BigBoi5959 May 16, 2018
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Don Andre and Monica Moua

A combination so rare that it’d be an honor to be in the presence of them. They have a strong and powerful love that can break the odds. The weakest of minds cannot begin to comprehend how their love works as they look at their love as destined for failure. But this couple is not the ordinary kind. Their setbacks only make them stronger and soon they will rise from the ashes and be crowned king and queen.
Pffft, Bonnie and Clyde? More like Don Andre and Monica Moua
by AndresMyMaster November 24, 2021
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Andres

A guy who is very short almost under 4 foot looks built but just kind of chunky thinks he gets girls but really just gets played and blocked.
Andres went to the movies by himself.
by Hylios April 30, 2023
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Andres

A person with bad luck and a shity life bUT always see the good of people and life.
Don't let people know how bad he is and always try to help friends to be happy
Andres don't have a girlfriend, job or money but how care because he is awesome.
Andres never cry in Facebook for attention
by A852 January 11, 2017
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Andres

Andres: I go by Andrew

John: why is your name “Andres” anyway

Andres: because I’m Mexican

John: You are?
by Lost My Ak46 November 16, 2020
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Andres

A guy that everyone thinks is the most innocent of the group but is really the most sexual one and gets all the girls. Despite his sexual drive he has a tiny penis, often ranging from 1 - 2 inches. He would usually have a girlfriend (with a name like Eve) who he would send incredibly large text messages to. His friends would mock him for it by saying they look like essays.
Oh look at that innocent guy, he's such an Andres.

Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?

Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
by basicallyadictionary February 11, 2019
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Andres

Someone who watches porn 24/7 and can’t wait to fuck a girl, also very dramatic and a little insecure due to how much porn he watches. The bad things away now the good things. He is intelligent, reasonably kind and gets better when he gets older, a pretty good friend overall. Andres is not a Bad person, but his bad parts of him might be a concern until he is 30 years old, but after that, he is a cool guy
I met andres and he is a pretty cool guy
by Person #37878678 June 1, 2020
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