alaskan chill

You take a snowball and ram it into any orivace. Perferable the Vagina or Anus. Yellow snow will work to but must be let to chill again if you have made it yourself.

My girl is being such a duche she is just asking for a Alaskan chill.

by Leroy25 March 21, 2008

alaskan clam bake

Noun. A get together to smoke inside an igloo.

You and your friends want to get high? build an igloo so that the entrance is below where you will smoke to keep the smoke from blowing out. Alaskan clam bake garunteed to be your best experience.

by KingAK March 3, 2011

Alaskan drizzle

Pouring rain.

Guy 1: Shit, it's pouring out. This sucks.
Guy 2: Grow some balls. This is only an Alaskan drizzle...wait til you see some real shit.

by hesb October 17, 2008

Alaskan Masturbation

When an Alaskan (or anyone, really) either:
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.

If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.

Guy: Dude, I'm so horny.
Friend: Why don't you do some Alaskan Masturbation?

by ShowMeUnicorns January 9, 2011

Alaskan sleeping bag

When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.

Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"

by Professor Ramit Inmah Ashol June 7, 2016

Alaskan Dildo

Simply where one takes a shit in a condom, ties it up, then put's the condom in the freezer until its rock hard then pulls it back out later for use of a dildo.

a shit dildo, or Alaskan Dildo

by anthony wells October 20, 2008

Alaskan Snowplow

The two part act of (i) freezing a shit log in preparation for a night of anal sex, then (ii) while in the process of plowing a girl in the ass from behind, you pull your dick out and plow your icy log right up the girl's shit pipe. Extra points if you can manage to get a picture/video of the girl shitting out your shit. I don't mean to dookie on the previous definition, but it seems to resemble more the definition of a standard Hoover Maneuver.

Dude, why is one of your shit logs in the freezer? Oh, my bitch of a girlfriend is going to let me fuck her in the ass tonight, so I am going to stuff a frozen shit log up her ass and see how long it takes for her to notice she is being serviced by the Alaskan Snowplow.

by diaperbandit August 19, 2010