Alan

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'

Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...

by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023

alan

alan is going to be 6’3 when he grows up he actually has the biggest heart in the world and fs fs needs head asap.

alan is so mf hawt and deserves all the big booty latinas in da world🙅🏿🙅🏿🧢🧢

by totally_not_alan🗣 November 22, 2021

alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.

Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.

by TrashVan March 20, 2018

Alan

Someone who pisses down your back and calls it rain

Vivian: I’m so sorry. I can’t do this anymore. You’re ugly on the inside and out.
Alan: Don’t piss down my back and call it rain

by Alan_asian July 28, 2022

ALAN a bot

He is a trash bot sucks at Fortnite and his friends are 10x better than him

ALAN a bot is a famous phrase said to people named Alan that is told often when they play fortnite

by Lollopolol July 29, 2019

Alan

The Big Q. What a lad!

Alan!!!

by Qowfhoqghfuqg;frhweiouf May 2, 2021

Alan

A beautiful specimen

Look it’s alan

by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020