A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.
by TrashVan March 20, 2018

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Alan refers to a male child, usually white. Other traits include but are not limited to above average rapping skills, doing Emo hair, Savagery and Banging your Hoe.
Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.
Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.
by xxxbangyourhoexxx September 17, 2017

Alan Reet is a top grafter, who completed the bricklaying course. He rides around Charvgartha on his dark matter surron and grafts all sorts of Charvgartha artifacts. He can be distinguished by his scouse trim, a full montirex outfit and his Airmax 95s.
by Jbukrnr_07 May 5, 2025

Plots dressed up as Alan Reet on a Sunday afternoon. or "Fair play to Alan Reet, man went from building gaffs with dark matter tools , to jeeting Bonnie Blue and having a sprog, genuinely sound geezer aswell"
by X-sav May 10, 2025
