argus

adj: great at everything; superior to all others; indestructable and cannot be touched

Wow your really getting argus at this game!

by hybridarc January 16, 2004

august 28

When the girls can grab your dick anytime

Man: hey

Girl: hey (grabs dick)
Man: why did you do that

Girl: because it’s August 28
Man: ohhhhh

by Twannyboy August 28, 2019

August 3rd

The day the most amazing, kind, beautiful, incredible, perfect, sensitive, caring, loving, precious, etc. Was born! All the girls born that day are simple perfect and beautiful inside and out!

When’s your birthday?
August 3rd
Ohhhh that’s the reason you are so perfect in every way.

by stefff.06 January 15, 2021

August 9

August nine is national Girlfriends day. A day where you have to buy her presents. Go shopping with her or even just watch a movie with her.

August 9 is a day where you should love your girlfriend and buy her gifts.

by Moo mooie August 7, 2021

augustophobia

The condition of being afraid of the month August.

Jenny is always a nutcase in August. I believe she has a case of augustophobia.

by Walter Staten August 3, 2009

amgus

(AM-guss) (n.) a brainfart, a moment of dumb, forgetfulness; a momentary fail or hilarious mixup often leading to face/palm. An amgus can be induced by any number of things including excessive stress, homework/work, alcohol, or fatigue, or may strike randomly. Sometimes used alone as an exclamation.

Girl: "How could you forget about our date last night?!"
Guy: "Sorry! I had an amgus!"

"So Aeneas had nimbs- ah, sorry, numb limbs. Amgus..." (face/palm)

"Oh my God, I had the biggest amgus last night and couldn't remember the word for microwave!"

by pause.cafe November 30, 2009

agustus waters

An extremely hot guy with Cancer and one leg rather sexy and metaphoric

I wish I was hazel green and could get me some Agustus waters.

by Har de har har February 22, 2015