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im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.
stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?
by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022
mugGet the im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dickmug.
A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
mugGet the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monstermug.

Vanilla Strokes

it's just a synonym of Vinegar strokes. the point of no return when a man is about to cum.
guy 1: so did you get any?
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls
by walletboy December 27, 2011
mugGet the Vanilla Strokesmug.

You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67
"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"
by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025
mugGet the You gotta be stroking memug.

victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.
After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.
by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015
mugGet the victory strokemug.

the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.
1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."
by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020
mugGet the the last strokemug.

Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.
by dalegato June 15, 2011
mugGet the Stroke Rantmug.

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