scuba noob

1) Someone who's IQ is below sea level.
2) Someone so ignorant, stupid, annoying, or lame that they are drowning in their own stupidity.
3) The very bottom of the food chain, below pond scum.

"Oh my god, Joe is such a scuba noob!"
"That's retarded; Don't be a scuba noob."

by chaosmastermind December 13, 2007

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Ump noob

It is the player in Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer, who runs with the infamous UMP45 sub machine gun around the map and spraying those 45. ACPs like no tomorrow.

Defined as a 'n00b' for the reason that this gun is actually WAY overpowered and practically has no recoil.

Typical 'ump n00b' setup:

UMP45 silenced
Any pistol with a tac knife (in case he runs out of ammo)

Marathon
Lightweight (or Cold-Blooded)
Commando (or Ninja pro)

1) xx1337sn1p3rxx: "OMG put down that n00b ump!"
2) kill3rleet: "geez, does this guy even know that there are other guns in this game?....."
3) xM3gaMast3rx: "UMP noob. Nuff' said. *rage quit*

by Reilly_sc April 27, 2011

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[scrub noob]

a total suckage of a player or person, you can often be called this if you are performing badly or just plain suck. If some on calls you this you are automaticly lowest on the social pyramid.

dude tyler is such a scrub noob when it comes to xbox

by James hunter1 February 07, 2009

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Noob Gamers

A group of players that are new to video games.

Everyone here are a bunch of noob gamers!

by Noob Gamers December 13, 2008

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Noob rape

the act of humping the dead corpse of a noob in first person shooter games such as Halo3 and CODMW2 etc. usually occurs right after the noob has been pwnd by a more skilled opponent. accomplished by killing a lower ranked player then standing over the limp dead body and frantically crouching and standing back up simulating a humping motion.

dude - did you see that noob rape!

dude2 - heck yes!

by xskwizmx March 18, 2010

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