long floater

A lengthy turd that don't sink.

I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

long-sword

A weapon of awesomeness in the final fantasy series. Usually held with both hands. Can do damage double that of a regular sword.

Dude, I just bought an awesome +7 long-sword the other day.

by Chadizzle January 26, 2007

long throat

A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from a short distance away and tries to preform deep throat from a jump of a great distance. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.

As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. When she was ready, she started running for the bed.

by Adam Proctor November 12, 2007

bear long

To take a long time at a difficult task (popular in the east end of london) bear meaning long time and long meaning difficult...

ah man... dat task is bear long!

by nettou May 2, 2006

long slanking

Cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut....

i am long slanking the onions

by madsmom714 March 19, 2010

The Long Game

When two people, who, by chance like each other, but can't commit themselves to a relationship straight away (maybe due to age difference, or other situations etc.) agree to play The Long Game, essentially saying "I'll wait for you".

"Look, I'm in it for The Long Game. I know you're always out there, and I know you are too."

by funkyspidertatoes July 23, 2021

long-necking

When someone close to you starts eyeing yo food like they wanna bite but don't wanna ask.

Can a nigga get some fries without you long-necking it?

by Gifdildo March 17, 2017