Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.

"You're my personal human furnace."

by orangeplum. October 23, 2023

Human CentiPAX

A term for the phenomenon of people ripping too many farts in a large crowd, under the cover of anonymity. The collective offense hangs so thick in the air, the farts are not only in your mouth, but travel the whole way down such that you fart other people’s farts. The cycle is perpetuated by other people then farting your farts.

This often occurs at gaming conventions, where many attendees need reminders to practice basic hygiene.

Pax East 2020 was the smelliest convention I ever attended, it was like being in the middle position of a Human CentiPAX.

by Filthy Richard March 2, 2020

human jawtrap

when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly

ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap

by thatoneguywhowrotethisdef. June 24, 2009

human accordion

A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.

Yo, last night me and my boy tag teamed that chick! We turned her into a human accordion!

by Ronald Trump May 6, 2014

Human Geyser

When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.

Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out

by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017

Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.

Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba

by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018