Sloppy Slapping

A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.

I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.

I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle

You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!

by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013

Mammy Slap

- Slapping your partner's face with your breasts in a side-to-side manner.

We were progressing northbound when she Mammy Slapped me and my freaking molar popped out. Spent the next few minutes scrambling around looking for my tooth on the futon before re-banging.

by pribulkatwins October 2, 2010

sperm slap

When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.

Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020

utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018

Andouille Slap

When you hook up with a random Cajun dude after too many hurricanes while parting in New Orleans and you suck his man sausage. After performing oral on him, he bats you about the face with said sausage while singing Born on the Bayou.

I left my wife for 5 minutes and I found her in the bar alley getting an andouille slap.

Dude why is your face all sticky and shiny? Where have you been? I was back in the room getting an andouille slap. Oh braaaaaggg. I love that song. Born on the Bayou (singing).

by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018