Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 17, 2020

short alex

aka no life discord mod neigh neigh grass eating headass horse looking bitch. zero hoes looking bitch. get zero play bitch. You'll always be taller then that water bottle boy

IQ level; 2.1

average person: omg look!! your taller than short alex!

sigma: Its not that hard yk

by Short Alex March 11, 2022

hoe shorts

Shorts females wear to show off their ass

Jenny with those hoe shorts again

by AlexWilliams234 August 19, 2017

Short-Snout

A pig-like deformity where one's nose becomes erect, almost like a pig's snout

OMG, you have short-snout!

by oldprick78 April 13, 2017

pink shorts

When a man or woman wears almost skin color shorts and sits legs akimbo, thus giving the appearance on nudity, without genitals or pubic hair.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! That man has no genitals! Is he a Barbie doll?
Person 2: Nah it's just pink shorts

by rinopie June 29, 2016

James is Short

the act of calling James short. If you call James short you will automatically give consent to be butt fucked by him.

James is short!

by Luh nigga February 6, 2022

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009