Peter Parker

Who?

Who is this Peter Parker you speak of?

by M1rk-man May 14, 2022

Parker

Parker will be one of the most cocky, funniest, caring, cute person you will know. He will try to help if you aren't doing okay, he'll make you feel emotional, but most of all, he'll make you feel like you are someone in this world😊 So suggest you find a guy named Parker and make him your bestfriend before life for you gets sucky again! Hurry, go find a Parker now😌

Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah

*talks for a little to help*

by Rhianna Jade November 1, 2019

parker

a parker is a boy with brown hair. they normally are very good looking. parker’s are very good boyfriend material. parker’s can be very sweet and such a gentlemen but they are addicted to video games especially fortnite they could play it for 526 hours straight. they are usually kinda smart and like to make fun of people a lot especially make fun of his friends and the people they used to date. parker’s are usually pretty great guys. the only thing a lot of people hate about him is he is addicted to video games.

girl “woah that guy is good lookin, he looks like good boyfriend material”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”

by imagirl123 February 20, 2019

parker

figure of sexiness. all the girls want him, he also has a horse cock.

Parker is so amazing i loved sex with him.

by niggertigger November 30, 2019

Parker

A beautiful snowman that’s always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesn’t fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering

“Did you hear about what Parker did?”

“Yeah, they’re still trying to put the corpses back”

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. August 1, 2019

quincy parker

A really hot guy the most interesting guy in the world he is strong and determined he's going to go to UNC

Wow He's such a Quincy Parker

by Pollb March 20, 2017

Parker

A rather short person, but will shoot up in size during puberty in all things (ladies). Most people think that they are very athletic people, but in fact, its really the opposite. Parkers are very lazy but can nerd alot, but they try to keep it to a minimum. They enjoy humor and try to tell jokes to lighten the mood. They make sure their friends come first before anything. And usually keep to themselves, a bit quiet at most. But can be a great friend if you manage to get them talk! Parkers are very creative types, making art and or already have ideas. They can get along with just about anyone, adjusting their personality.

Guy: Hey, who was that guy who liked playing NES games?

Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about

Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?

by Çăþțůŕ October 30, 2018