when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019

A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets
by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023

A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world
Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
by Kayla01 December 13, 2018

by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019
