muff tummy

A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.

Dude, check out that girls happy trail!

That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.

by BOLT_GANG December 18, 2015

Muff & tuff

A female who is bisexual or lesbian that uses her vagina as a authority figure. She is a tomboy yet feminine in herself a symbol of beauty and strength.

Dang that girl was muff & tuff. She made me get her a beer man!

by Luz@3leches September 4, 2018

muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...

‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’

by el creator May 6, 2021

Muff cup

Lesbians cupping their lovers cunts while they use spirit fingers for pleasuring.

The two lesbians muff cupped each other whilst making sweet sweet love.

by Iioveupookey266261 May 21, 2014

smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca May 17, 2018

muff-capping

Like cock-blocking but for girls.

"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"

by crispyrolls93 December 3, 2014

muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.

My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.

by anonymous October 20, 2021