“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”
by Vitalogist January 13, 2020
by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019
Like cock-blocking but for girls.
by crispyrolls93 December 03, 2014
muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny
by Wankmellon September 19, 2019
When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed
by @TheReptile February 08, 2016
A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
by JustaHawtGayguy January 26, 2012
The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 07, 2015