driving for dick

A viral meme made popular by singer Ethan Tide, who remixed a clip of porn star Sophie Anderson singing in her car.

1. Used when someone is attractive.

2. Used when driving to a booty call.

1. "Omg when did Jimmy get so hot? I'm driving for dick."
"Girl, he's not even cute"

2. "I can't talk right now. On my way to Jimmys. I'm driving for dick."
"Get your shit together Karen"

by undefineddefinition July 18, 2019

Drive slow

Insult to those who have nonstop blonde moments, or just retarded in general.

“Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.

by Yowhatwelearn? October 30, 2019

cloud driving

HCloud driving

Cloud drivingGazing stuck on stupidconfusedYou know that blank lost look people get when they are just staring at nothing and go without blinking?

by pinkie sparkles February 12, 2014

drive-by-spy

When you discretely drive by a past or current boyfriend/girlfriends house to see if their car is there and if they are home. Or to see what other cars are in the driveway to determine if anyone else is with them.

It's Saturday night and Joe didn't ask me to spend the evening with him. I think he may have a date with someone else! I'm gonna do a drive-by-spy and check out the scene.

by $GMoney October 29, 2007

Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up

I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM

by SgtTiss March 18, 2022

phantom driving

driving to a familiar location while thinking about something else without realizing you are driving to the wrong location.

I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.

by munch68 August 28, 2013

samoan drive-by

a sucker punched delivered from a slow moving car, usually by a large person of polynesian decent.

Jimmy got that nasty shiner in a samoan drive-by when some SOS looking gangsters rolled up

by Gaggle Kang November 12, 2020