by Partyblook March 23, 2025
Get the Deaningmug. Normally an ugly looking cunt with a massive nose. Definitely Noncy in appearance and likes to fuck fat smelly women who haven’t washed for months. Dean’s are normally equipped with a Phet dick and find woman over 108 attractive. A person named Dean will normally go for months if not years without a fuck but like to mate with animals frequently.
Speaks shit French too!!!
Speaks shit French too!!!
by Sleekpony August 2, 2024
Get the Deanmug. A good friend who has your back, A Dean loves younger lady's and is an excellent wingman, Dean is a funny man, very intelligent and sharp ,often his sarcasm is so advanced people don't realise he is taking the piss out of them. Dean will always get the lady and will fight for his mates. A leader.
by Karl gto September 11, 2020
Get the Deanmug. Retarded piece of shit who doesn't know how to mature and is bad at video games. People named Dean get mad at everything like a child and are bad at games that take skill.
Dean is a fucking retard.
by SamyDude05 June 16, 2020
Get the Deanmug. Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021
Get the Dean Koontzmug. when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum
by Dean Clark 91 December 8, 2024
Get the Dean Clarkmug. 