The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.
by Motherdickbutt February 13, 2019
When an older perverted man carries change in his pocket, and pretends he is jingling his change, but in reality, he is playing with himself.
by pittsburg sucks October 13, 2007
by ROBOSMO JONES March 09, 2011
Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.
Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.
by Jeanshortswimsuit August 16, 2012
by Cam dizzle from S to the A July 14, 2008
by Gaylandon April 12, 2020
Spreading your nutsack across a girl's forehead, preferrably while she is tossing your salad.
Alternatively a Dirty Klingon
Alternatively a Dirty Klingon
by big baby jesus i can't wait March 06, 2009