Yard sock

A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.

Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.

by 406Brand January 09, 2019

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs

by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Alternative.
Rotten Clam Yard meaning a group of ratchet hoes

Medical term used by young professionals to describe the great chlamydia outbreak on the Jersey shore during the summer of 2012

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs

by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022

yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022

Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.

"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 08, 2021

Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 08, 2021

yard rage

Yard rage

A feeling and in some cases accompanying behavior that arises in some individuals resulting from attempting to complete mundane but required domestic outdoor tasks that are unexpectedly made more challenging by other humans or non-human animals.

When I was mowing the stupid lawn today I suddenly smelled something weird, turns out the mower ran over and sucked up a pile of my downstairs neighbor’s dog’s shit and as I walked along, mowing the rest of the lawn, the vacuum action from the lawn mower was blowing hot, shitty air straight at my face. Omg, I had some hardcore yard rage.

by atleastfourcats August 11, 2019