wainksta

Fake gangsta wanna be...say you wainksta but been hustling a long time and still ain't got nothin

Rick Ross, gaingsta wanna be= wainksta

by Django 1 November 14, 2013

wankspank

A wankspank is someone who thinks he is so cool but is really the tosser of the town. He will say rude remarks for no reason and be the hugest wanker to all the girls. He will think he is so popular when really he has 25 friends on facebook and gets invited to 1 social event a year, which is back-to-school night.

'Can you please fuck off you Wankspank!!'
'OMG, why would he invite the Wankspank of the town, he never gets invited anywhere'

by Frosty101 June 23, 2014

Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.

After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.

by Ballz_Deep May 20, 2015

Wankstain

A loser; a waster; a drifter. Someone whose contribution to society is non-existent.

Darren was a total wankstain on the mattress of society; he had no destination, no ambition and zero purpose.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016

wanksuit

A wearable device providing haptic feedback to the body, solely for erotic purposes.

Honey, I told you not to wash my wanksuit at 60°!

by jimseviltwin July 16, 2016

Wankshuary

A safe place to masturbate. Usually a place one uses frequently.

The missus isn't putting out lately. The tool shed has become an ad hoc wankshuary

by Lucian the girthy December 2, 2016

Wankster

a man who wanks a little too much

that boy is a real wankster

by Deckkster January 19, 2017