whack session

when you beat your meat

Jamir. Finna get a whack session in

by jajajajajajsj February 29, 2016

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

whack-ed

combination of 'whack' as if to inflict pain on a fellow being, and wicked. so in deffanition its whackety wicked boshank me whack, what?

that damn ride dats whacked man!

'oohhhh whaccccckkkkkkeeeed!'

by michael clarke May 4, 2004

Whack Headed

Boring as hell wanksta type shit!!!

"That Bitches Head wuz whack headed"

by Rome Rizzle May 29, 2003

Jizz whacked

When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.

“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”

“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”

by wageth July 6, 2019

Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020