Wilson Conspiracy

Someone that likes to go to the complete opposite of the facts and is a spud

There is only 12 hours in a day!!!, tomatoes aren't fruits you put them in chicken and veggie soup.
Well that's just a Wilson Conspiracy

by Nugisathug June 4, 2018

Wilson Chillsun

Has made me laugh, is a amazing special one of a kind guy. Very innocent but likes to play the mean card. Is very organized and sometimes let’s it get to his head too much but is a sweatheart. Now if only people would tell him how much he means to them more often. Is very stern but in a good way. A daddy type.

Wilson Chillsun coming your way ☀️

by anonymous July 11, 2018

Wessonality

Aptness towards participation in a Wesson oil party.

I'm having a Wesson oil party this weekend; who do you know with wessonality?
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 18, 2018

Wilson

A demon lady who hates children and does depression by injecting here self with death

Have you seen a Wilson

by debt_gamer August 29, 2018

Wilson (person)

A person who is godlier than a Benji and has a 24-inch dick that created man. He is a fun loving person.

OMG his dick is almost as big as a Wilson (person).

by Willyj123456 October 22, 2018

Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.

Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all

by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018

Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out

“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show

by Skizeast December 18, 2018