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WebCT

1. Online infrastructure provided by most universities known for having recordings of classes

2. A valid reason to not attend classes
1. Student 1: Dude, the teacher was talking sooo fast I didn't understand anything!
Student 2: No problem, you can always relisten to the class on WebCT.

2. Student 1: I hear there's that great event in an hour, we should totally go!
Student 2: Yeah totally! But we have a class in an hour...
Student 1: No problem, just WebCT that shit!
by LiveMD October 25, 2010
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Webassign

Hell on Internet Earth. This assignment will slowly drain you of all sanity until you are reduced to a tiny fetal ball rocking back and forth in a little padded cell repeating over and over "oh no oh no oh no little red X please don't show up, please don't kill me!"
Joe: "What happened to Susan?"

Kate: *glancing down sadly* "she was taken away, Webassign got to her"

Joe: "Curse you webassign!"
by Charlotte12 October 20, 2010
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Websense

I hear satan has installed Websense on the college network
Oh shit, not that fucking crap
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Webilepsy

A condition that affects individuals that a prone to spending large amounts of time on the internet. The afflicted will become unresponsive for long periods of time while they surf Wikipedia or Youtube, often to the chagrin of significant others and friends.
Alan's girlfriend broke up with him because he ignored too much while on the computer. He tried to explain that he suffered from webilepsy, but she did not believe him.
by CasvalRemDeikun January 3, 2010
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Webnesia

A form of minor amnesia for when you inexplicably experience the burning urge to look something up and immediately rush to the proper website to look something up only to forget what you wanted to search for.
I was falling asleep on the couch one night, when suddenly, a random thought popped into my head. I rushed to my computer and brought Google up, but by the time I was ready to search for anything, I experienced Webnesia.
by Tekkenfreek234 December 31, 2010
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Webcest

Webcest describes actions of a sexual nature that have been made possible only by the internet. Something described as webcest should be disturbing to some large population, as incest is.
Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes!

It's that feelin' you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tub girl and goatse and you're all alone on a school bus.

Webcest is when you find dirty pictures of your ex-girlfriend on the internet and you print them out for later.

Webcest is when you realize that you're wanking off to a distant relative without knowing before.

Webcest is finding a porn site about a girl who looks like your exgirlfriend and bookmarking it.

Webcest is when you realize the fifteen-year-old you've been having cyber sex with is actually your niece.

You don't get STDs from Webcest, but you should.
by Erik the Red August 30, 2005
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Webcast

A live or pre-recorded audio and/or video session that uses the Internet as the broadcasting and distribution medium.

Audio and/or video data is compressed and packetized into a specific format, predetermined by client-side software, so it can be streamed over the Internet.
"I'll be doing a live webcast tonight on uStream, and then another one on BlogTV"
by Alfred_FL February 8, 2009
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