cup of water

a term used for when something is bland or lacking seasoning or flavor. also used when something other than food is bland.

Guy 1: this food has no flavor
Guy 2: yeah this shit is a cup of water

example 2

guy 1: dude i'm looking good today
guy 2: nah hell nah you look like a cup of water with that white shirt

by mega male February 8, 2021

Garb water

The water of the garbage that leaks out

Kid, you’re garb water at COD

by Sammy Lauer March 6, 2021

Fight Water

An alcoholic beverage that is created when all other mixers have been expended. Fight water occurs near the end of the night in order to hydrate and keep drinking.

Fight can refer to the battle between the alcohol and the water, or the effect of proper hydration and inebriation which puts the drinker in prime fighting condition.

Vodka + water = fight

Watch out, Sam's drinking fight water now.
Oh shit, someone's about to get fucked up.

by Tri tri May 25, 2022

Skinny Water

It’s like water…. But better! (And in a Starbucks cup that you write skinny water on)

Omg can i get some skinny water from Starbucks please?!?!?

by Lola Scotty April 14, 2022

Organic Water

Quite simply, one of the hottest pro gamers you will ever find on For Honor servers. I'd smash him

Yeah, I'd fuck Organic Water. Fax, no printer

by NobushixKensei January 27, 2022

African water

Also known as air, African water is very common around the entire world.

My friend is from Africa and brought in some African Water for us.

by Scoobis_Man September 29, 2021

No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 1, 2023