time well wasted

an important period of life that you lose while watching bad youtube shorts

"Lexi you are the definition of time well wasted" -Gigachad Ryth

by M1nkyLover94 October 29, 2023

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(not so) elegantly wasted

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)

My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.

by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023

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White girl Wasted

When an individual gets so intoxicated they fu*k around and find out till there's no more find outs to fu*k around and find out with

Karen got drunk last night, and thought she was the mfkn golden gloves champ 3 years in a row or something, bc be punched this dude and was surprised when he white girl wasted her mfkn ass and she was waking up on the bar floor looking like who farted.

by That.Gameboy May 24, 2024

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Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

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