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Fashionable Wanker

A male, typically between the ages of 16-24 who likes to think they are the best. They would most probably have the hottest girlfriend and walk around like they are a God... Likes to think they dress very well.
"Hey, do you know Ella's brother?"

"Yeah, he's a bit of a fashionable wanker"
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sunset wanker

A person who always has to take pictures of the sunset and ejaculates at seeing the sunset
"Hey it's nearly sunset I need to get my tripod out"

"Sunset wanker"
by L@ndo August 5, 2014
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Briefcase Wanker

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.
Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022
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Minge-Bag Wanker

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.
"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"
by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017
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sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females
boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat
by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022
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Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory

Anywhere specific a man goes to "get the job done".
Oh, don't sit there, that's where Rob goes for Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory.
by Jake16888 May 22, 2013
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wanker

Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.
S: "I don't talk to girls!"
Y: "Meh, such a wanker!"
by plasmafury May 25, 2010
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