Does that come with a blowjob?

One's reaction to an over-priced product.

Store Clerk:Your new starter is gonna be $512.67 +Tax.

Customer: Wow, thats expensive! Does that come with a blowjob?

by bustasesh June 12, 2010

Dragon with a Briefcase

When an older innocent looking lady is the head of a corporation. Although she appears innocent she is really cold blooded and breathes fire.

Adam: "I love the owner of that company, she is so nice."
Clint: "No man...thats a Dragon with a Briefcase!!'

by KodiakDragon May 22, 2011

no I won't make out with you

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...

Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"

by Dassh October 3, 2004

kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.

She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.

by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010

what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016

Jam out with your clam out

The female equivalent to (ie:Rock out with your cock out ;Hang out with your wang out)
Having such a great time it's hard to explain it with words. (ie:partying too hard; having too much fun)

Just relax babe, and jam out with your clam out.

by Big Nasty July 3, 2004

Quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busting it down sexual style

is he goated with the sauce?

Wilbur: "I am a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busting it down sexual style."
Phil: "Is he goated with the sauce?"

by mythw01f March 27, 2022