Whore Kite

A person who floats around from man to man or woman to woman being whorey.

Tiffany is such a whore kite. Last week she was dating John and this week she's with Bob.

by MomBrain March 3, 2012

chat whore

A chat whore is someone who carries on two or more IM conversations simultaneously. Each IM friend seldom knows about the other chat that's going on and thinks they are the only one. There are telltale signs, however, that you are IM'ing with a chat whore, such as long pauses in between responses. The dead giveaway is when they accidentally paste a comment intended for someone else into your chat window - especially if the chat whore is talking about you or carrying on a parallel hot-chat.

You'd like to do WHAT to my ass? Wrong IM window, chat whore.

by Tom Terranova August 19, 2007

Top 40 whore

An individual that defines their musical tastes on what is currently on the popular Top 40 music charts. Generally considered a mindless pawn to the music industry.

Person 1: How good is this new song.
Person 2: That's not new I heard it ages ago.
Person 1: I just heard it recently.
Person 2: That's because you're a Top 40 whore.

by MC Jimmeh Stubbs July 16, 2010

Sidekick Whore

One who is addicted to their sidekick. Usually a girl. Must always have their sidekick within an arm's length.

Jennifer (flips her sidekick out): Hey, I got 8 new text messages!

Thomas: You are such a Sidekick Whore!

by Arsenio L. January 31, 2008

Stupid Whore

A female who is stupid and also a whore.

Alex: Hi John. Why is your wife such a stupid whore?

John: Good question.

by Balls B. Hanging November 28, 2018

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007

Christmas Whore

someone who is normal through the year but around Christmas time wants to do it like crazy. Under Christmas lights, Christmas trees, while watching Christmas movies, listening to Christmas music, in a bed of poinsettias, ect.

Person 1: Is it just me or do those christmas lights look really sexy hot.
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!

by SJB88 December 17, 2008