Weed Lojacker

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.

He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.

by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010

Weed Family

A community in which members take turns retrieving weed for the group to share.

Oleg - "What is a weed family?"
Mike - "A weed family is FUCKYOU"

by guymin September 9, 2011

Weed Leech

A pothead that never pays for their share of weed.

guy 1: "Hey, you gonna chip in for this weed?"
guy 2: "No"
guy 1: "OK, so you're just gonna bum it off of me you Weed Leech!?"

by Batt Manta September 12, 2016

weed-stuff

Devices and such pertaining to the ingestion of flowers by various methods

"The dudes down at head shop know all about the latest and greatest weed-stuff."

by wbojangles December 2, 2014

Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013

weed community

Everyone who smokes the good green

Jonny is part of the weed community

by wookieweed November 1, 2015

Dory Weed

Dory Weed is a term used to describe a weed strain that produces short term memory losses. The term is inspired by the character Dory from Finding Nemo.

Dude I just forgot what we were talking about, this is some good dory weed.

by Bubblizz July 3, 2020