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wake up roberto

To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.

The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.
girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."
by bernard l. November 13, 2007
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Makeup when you wakeup

A girl (most likely) who has done her makeup so bad, it looked like she did it while she was still waking up. Most commonly used when someone has smudged their makeup, gotten lipstick on their teeth, has crusted eye-liner on, etc. These people act as if they are beautiful gods, but sometimes they will tell you they didn't have time for their makeup, and won't act stubborn.
Girl 1: Wow, did you see her makeup?!

Girl 2: Yes! She totally pulled a makeup when you wakeup!

Girl 1: She does that everyday.

Girl 2: I know!
by NikkiInSLO July 19, 2009
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Wake me up

Wake me up every morning with a touch, a smile, kind words...
by Ayuryari November 25, 2021
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Wake Forest Rolesville High School

Located in Central North Carolina. Sucks at pretty much every sport other than football. Rivals are Wakefield who beat them in everything. This school is old at shit and a bunch if drunks attend this school just like Wakefield so they dont have shit on Wakefield. SO WFR HOP OFF!
by abcdef7211 January 19, 2011
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wakeboarder

A kick ass person who is hooked on the most kick ass sport ever. Examples include Shaun Murray, Parks Bonifay, Dallas Friday, Danny Harf, Dean Smith, Darla Karsting, and Allie Cearley. It's all about dragging your ass out of the water to fly. Anyone who says it sucks was just to lame to get up.
"check out that sick wakeboarder throwing a tantrum, I'm going to show him up with my indie backroll"
by one of the elite November 13, 2004
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wake'n'cid

almost like wake'n'bake only with acid.
everyday i wake'n'cid.
by cool.kkids October 21, 2008
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Wakefield

Wakefield is a pop-punk band from Mechanicsville, Maryland. The band is Ryan Escolopio, JD Tennyson, Mike Schoolden, and Aaron Escolopio. Wakefield began in 1999 when the guys were only in freshman year in highschool.
Wakefield's first album, American Made, is an album of insouciant, and sometimes poignant songs strung together by rising and falling guitar riffs, staccato drum beats, and three-part harmonies.
by Daisy July 18, 2008
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