parachute vagina

were a females vagina is so lose,most likely from being fisted one too many times, it resembles a parachute and when the girl walks air goes in it and catches and creates drag.

jessica was watching too much porn and got too into it and fisted her self and got parachute vagina

by picklegirl October 14, 2009

Driftwood Vagina

Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.

Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.

by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010

square vagina

A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.)

A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.

So how'd it go with that chick?
It didn't work out. She has a square vagina.

by fuzzybunyy_1 November 9, 2007

The Other Vagina

The ass of a girl used for sexual purposes.

Rebekah's such a slut she wanted it in the other vagina yesterday!

by Docproc November 6, 2007

Sweet Lynne Sweet Vagina

Sweet Lynne Sweet Vagina is a term used to annoy all those people who use mum jokes all the time. Once this has been said no comebacks are used.

1. I shagged your mum

2. Hmmmm sweet lynne sweet vagina

by Strojna December 9, 2010

rose petal vagina

a beautiful vagina

How was that girl you took home last night? Amazing, she had a rose petal vagina

by bert juman January 8, 2010

Sandy Vagina

adj:/ title for a person who is in a bad mood.

Kyle don't be pissed off because you have sand in your vagina.

by gAZI March 24, 2003