Matthew Turnbull

A king among men.

Q: Hey Matthew Turnbull how'd you get so rad?
A: I don't know, I guess I was just born this way.

by bigdealpickle April 29, 2011

turncrantz

To completely destroy somebody in a challenge, game or fight, while doing so in a heavy discordant but also soft and delicate manner.

Guy 1: "Bro, did you hear that Ian got knocked out?
Guy 2: "No, how did that happen?"
Guy 1: "Well, that guy got straight up turncrantzed by Patrick after he told him that his v-neck was super-hipster."

by Flavis February 20, 2011

turn out

to lead a woman into prostitution. this is somewhat archaic - term possibly more in use in the 70's-80's

"Like other girls lured into prostitution at a young age, the one known in court only as A.P. will probably suffer for a long time.

And the man who turned her out, putting the runaway on the streets of the District at age 12 to turn tricks, should suffer just as long, a federal judge said yesterday."

usually, when you turn out a girl she becomes your whore, and then you're her pimp.

by stendhalismo April 21, 2006

left turn

Arguably the most exciting part of watching professional racing.

"Yeah, so we were watching the Grand Prix yesterday when something amazing happened. You'll never guess. They made a left turn! Oh my god, that was exhilarating!"

by Yams June 7, 2009

turn a tight one

To do a doughnut or burn out, or any quick turn in which your tires squeal.

let's jump in your whip and turn a tight one and floss them rims.

by Reed Vander Schaaf October 30, 2006

handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.

Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.

by Tom April 18, 2004

Bootleg Turn

A defensive driving maneuver, also used as a stunt and in extreme situations where a 180-degree turn is required in very little space. Performed by driving forward, then suddenly steering left or right, rotating the car 180 degrees, then driving off in the opposite direction.

The move originated in the Prohibition era, when bootleggers would modified automobiles and created extreme driving maneuvers in an effort to outrun police.

Not to be confused with the J-turn.

Anyone transporting a VIP through dangerous territory should know how to bootleg turn: you never know when you'll be ambushed!

by Airrider October 10, 2009