turbofaggot

a person who takes idiocy, retardation, and faggotry to an entirely new level.

faggot

That guy hit a old lady with his car, what a turbofaggot.

by chinese_rambo September 30, 2007

Suburban Turban

In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.

Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special

Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"
Chris: "...I love you man..."
Mom: "Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"

by Rasgettma November 1, 2008

tubbox

tubbo in a box

tubbox. tubbo in a box what’s he gonna do

by abhahahahaha October 22, 2020

turbopun

A pun that is very extreme, usually hilarious. Originated from the hit internet video, Powerthirst

Ha ha ha!!! Computurd is a very witty Turbopun

by michael upton December 29, 2007

turbokick

An awesome form of cardio kickboxing with dance, kickboxing, and awesome choreography. Super intense and super sexy.

A: Hey Jon Gosselin is one fat bitch
B: Word man, homegirl should do some turbokick

by TurboFreak October 9, 2009

Turbowanker

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible

Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"

by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

turbostoner

Someone who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis but appears to function as if completely sober.

He ingested 3500mg in edibles and smoked at least a quad of extracts and he’s still going, what a turbostoner

by SaltedTerps May 20, 2020