Trunk Bunny

A woman, typically of the trailer park meth user variety, who you bring along in your car for the purpose of evading traffic tickets. Primarily dwells in the trunk or other non-visible locations in the vehicle until deployment is necessary.

Must possess a high enough level of obesity to be mistakenly identified as pregnant.May or may not service you depending on the size of meth rock you pay her in.

"Heard Billy got pulled over doing 90 in a 50. Good thing his trunk bunny was there to scream she was having a miscarriage."

by Prosebunaga January 22, 2023

Trunk and tail

The version of a circle jerk where each participant grabs another participant’s dick.

Oh wow I thought this was a normal circle jerk, but now Luca is touching Mark’s dick instead of his own, it’s a trunk and tail.

by StevenTurkeywaddle June 2, 2023

Trunk rash

A red rash on the trunk of your penis caused by rough sex and the grinding of pubic hair on the shaft of your junk.

Last night I pounded my girl so hard I got trunk rash.i wish she would shave.

by Dicky thunder June 8, 2023

trunk lettuce

Weed found in the trunk of the car.

Man, dud you see all the bags of trunk lettuce the cops pulled from that car.

by Dshotgun August 14, 2023

Trunk: Locked In

It's a movie on Amazon Prime... I bet you can't guess what it's about!

Hym "It's an international spy thriller about a secret organization where they- Pffft! No! You have to know it isn't that! Right!? Trunk: Locked In? You have to know that it isn't about spies! This bitch is lock in a trunk! It's called Trunk: Locked In and it's about a bitch who's Locked in a trunk! Ha! Why would you fucking called it that- OK, I have to watch it now. Of I'm going to write a post about it I have to watch it... Alright. We're watching it. Go. Go to Amazon Prime and watch it with me. If I was a YouTuber I'd have a watch party or something. OK. I'm watching it. Start watching it now."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Trunk

WHAT!? SHE AIN'T EVEN LOCKED IN THE TRUNK!

Hym "Wait! What!? SHE WAKES UP! AT THE START OF THE MOVIE SHE WAKES UP! THE TRUNK IS OPEN! And then her phone starts going off in a bag next to the car and then she struggles to reach for it for like 35 seconds before she realizes that the guy is coming back and then she continues to reach for the phone! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK, BITCH! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK AND RUN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! IS THIS BITCH RETARDED!? SHE IN THE TRUNK NOW MAKING PHONE CALLS AND, LIKE, PUSHING ON THE TRUNK! THE TRUNK WAS JUST OPEN BITCH! WHY DID YOU NOT GET OUT!? Oh... Her spine is broken or something... Well then the name is a misnomer. They should have called it Trunk: Broken Spine... She has access to the internet!? She's getting notifications from Facebook and shit and she has a- SHE'S GOOGLING HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRUNK! POST SOMETHING TO YOUR FACEBOOK! 'HELP! I'M IN A TRUNK! THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE GUY! MY SPINE IS BROKEN!' She even has her own GPS location! Oh my God! She is bad at this! I would be a way better trunk guy."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Trunkclunk

When sheppy dangles fills ur ass with cum

Ugh sheppy trunkclunked me

by Jimboway September 24, 2023