trout sandwich

A sexual encounter with two elderly ladies.

Timmy mowed the lawn at the old folks home and was rewarded with a trout sandwich.

by Bombay corndogger July 4, 2017

trout clit

A woman who's pussy smells like trout

If it taste like trout then get the hell out. If it tastes like chicken then keep on licken, hey she's a trout clit

by Lazerxvenom August 14, 2017

Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!

Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!

by Dangerous Danny May 23, 2018

Trouting

Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.

Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.

by JWILD1 December 19, 2018

Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

trouser gouda

Another term for nob cheese

Mate, have a shower—I can smell your trouser gouda from here

by mr happy pun guy July 30, 2019

Trouse

Trouse (traʊz) is the act of covering the majority of one's legs with clothing or armour.

John walked outside and realised he was not troused, he looked like a right wally.

by Qwazor December 11, 2019