knee touch

The knee touch is a go-to move used by some overconfident men, in which they talk to a female while making eye contact and subtly place their hand on the female's knee. This "move" is normally put into place by people that think they are so good looking no one will mind the awkward physical contact and that it is actually an appreciated move which leads to later "getting some".

Mike pulled out the knee touch, his number one move from his arsenal, but the fat chick didn't respond.

by Ryan O'Connell December 24, 2008

soul touch

A new horizon and or level of making love to an individual beyond natural measure, it is so satisfying that it escalates to a spiritual leve.

We soul touched on the kitchen counter last night.

by Soul toucher December 29, 2015

Backhand Touch

The act of touching someone who you have just met with the back your hands so that you do not violate their personal space and come off as a creeper while still initiating casual contact.

Mike: "I was at the bar when Lindsay, the cute girl I met, had a drink spilled on her butt. I used a backhand touch to check how wet it was. She didn't seem like the kind of girl who would respond positively to an ass grab that early."

Gabe: "Very smooth, she totally would have slapped you if you didn't use the backhand touch!"

by Bromancer20 July 21, 2009

Water Touch

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.

Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.

by Poo Monsterz November 30, 2011

Bro Touch

1) The act of slightly touching another man's penis with your hand or finger

2) Making bro's feel uncomfertable by grazing his dick with an object.

3) Act of showing love towards a bro

After lunch today, my friend bro touched me when i held the door open for him.


Bro 1: Dude what the hell?!

Bro 2: I'm just trying to show a little bro love

by DJ Dru April 20, 2009

iPod Touch

The most amazing thing in the world next to the iPhone

you can browse the internet, listen to music, watch videos, view maps (i think) and all while bragging about it to your friends.

iPod nano+iPhone-camera-phone function+robber target=iPod Touch

by iLIKEipods July 3, 2010

Please touch grass

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok

“Hey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

“Please touch grass.”

by nobara February 12, 2021