A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.
"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"
"Probably was Seductive Toilet."
"Probably was Seductive Toilet."
by Sajuco July 08, 2013
The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.
by The Dictionary Beast May 04, 2023
by toilet wand February 04, 2022
When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.
Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.
by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023
by lunar shadows September 24, 2004
A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.
by Steve Nurse February 08, 2006
In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.
by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 07, 2006