toesies

Another name for Vibram Five Finger shoes

I got mah toesies on, let's go for a hike

by bobsag January 18, 2011

camel toe's toe

When the camel toe is so large that it has its own camel toe. Usually occuring on very large, fat and veloptuous women.

"Hey I can see your camel toe's toe"
"What? Im not that fat!"

by John Trian July 27, 2006

toesuit

a sock.

'i was rushing this morning, so im wearing odd toesuits'
'one red one blue. average'

by amassivelegend October 13, 2011

Toesturbating

When you masturbate with your feet

Caleb gave Collin a magical toesturbating experience all night.

by Yeah that's what it says January 7, 2017

Toesss

Hairy toes and 32 oz steaks are all you need to enjoy life! Another secret to life is bathing in walgreens mac and cheese and having plastic eyebrows.

I love hairy toesss

by hairytoes112 November 10, 2018

Toestan

A special kind of toe jam you only get at an eminem concert. It really stinks, and tastes like pickles and burnt chicken. I know this because I took my girlfriend to an eminem concert last year and I have a foot fetish.

Bob: "Yo dude, I heard the homie went to that eminem show last night."

Chuck: "Oh Dan? Bruh... we were gonna smoke a blunt before work today, but he hadn't showered since the show and the toestan was so rank I had to get my ass outta there. I guess the legends are true."

by Eye Githel Ahblo Jawbs November 28, 2018

Toesmcgoes

When you suck a girls or guys toes than leave them, and never talk to them again.

¨Last night I had to Toesmcgoes after her toes tasted like milk.¨

by CodyToez March 5, 2019