Wank on toast

1. A negative expression of profound disgust for a particular subject, item or occurance.

2. used to describe that an idea (quite often a management decision) is pointless/useless and therefore not worth persuing/entertaining the idea of.

1."What? the pub is shut...that's just wank on toast"

2."That fundraising idea is a pile of wank on toast"

by Paul Bowdler December 12, 2006

[milk toast]

A spineless wimp who is nonetheless twenty times the person as those stupid pseudo-intellectual emo's who do nothing but talk shit all day.

Yeah, TJ was milk toast, but at least he's not a douchebag emo

by Drewster11 December 20, 2007

french toast

First you pre-heat your steam iron to the highest setting. Wisk 1 large egg in liquid measuring cup. Add 1 tsp of vanilla extract, and 2 Tbsp of bread crumbs. Tilt your head upwards and pour egg mixture into your mouth, but do not swallow. While maintaining you head in tilted position, hold pre-heated iron above your mouth and touch your tongue to the hot surface of the iron for at least 6 seconds. Cool off tongue with maple syrup and whipped cream, and viola, french toast.

Johnny, why are you talking so funny? Johnny- "I bur my ung makin fren oas". Translator- He said he burnt his tongue making french toast.

by Buttwheat August 19, 2009

Tea & Toast

A term relating to getting sex...
Can be used when refferring to a one night stand or a repeat performance...

(Origin: N.H - Bournemouth :p )

'You get some tea & toast last night??'

'Where you going?' ... 'For tea & toast!'

'Tea & toast???' 'YEAA BOII!!'

by N.H Bournemouth November 21, 2009

Sex on Toast

When translated into Finnish it will become Ville Valo the extreemely SEXY lead singer of HIM

HoLy SHiT! Ville Valo is "Sex on Toast"

by BLaCKTeaRS664 August 1, 2006

shit on toast

To put "shit on toast" is an expression of how awesome something is. When you really like something - a song, for example - it is your "jam." And what do we do with jam? We put it on toast. As a result, anything awesome is shit put on toast.

Did you see that one-armed clown riding the unicycle over that pile of puppies?

Hells yes! I put that shit on TOAST!

by squeakykiwi October 28, 2006

playing toast

Get one gay male (excited) and use him in a "game" that consists of him and 3 other straight males. Get a piece of toast, turn out the lights, and say last person to jiz on it has to eat it. The three straight males do not even jiz on it(because they know the game) then the gay man does jiz on it and has to eat it.

Hey billy (gay guy) lets play toast!

by Vaughn Jark January 13, 2003