Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008
Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.
A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
by Bryan Gilbreath March 02, 2010
An emotionless face that is made when one or a group does not want to tell a specific person what their plans are in order to make sure that that person does not show up.
Person talking to group: So this weekend we are going to go to... Oh shit, brad face.
Brad: Whats going on?
Brad: Whats going on?
by Kuhanten May 28, 2006
the look of sublime calmness a person posseses while playing the sitar or some other mellow vibe instrument.
by Grace V May 18, 2006
The look one has when he/she is extremely drunk and loving it. This happy mixture is called the "Maser Face".
Man #1: Do you think Tommy is happy about the fact he is plastered?
Man #2: You're damn right he is, he's got his Maser Face on!
Tommy: Yeahhhhh!!!!!
Man #2: You're damn right he is, he's got his Maser Face on!
Tommy: Yeahhhhh!!!!!
by DMNtrotter December 08, 2010
This can be used in any context at any time. It's the ultimate comeback when you can't think of any other better ones. LOL!
by Falcon2001 February 27, 2017
by Nabeel, January 16, 2008